Tunneling down at a 45° angle I create holes which speckle my environment where I wait patiently for them to approach me. Ive been holding my breath for approximately six months now, obtaining oxygen from the fluids which wash over me. I even have a natural filter system which gathers oxygen from the air that humans breath which is enough for me to survive for one year before re-surfacing.
Since the beginning of my existence I have evolved, but it is not a hereditary mutation and will not occur between dusk and dawn in a familiar place.
(Text from my "Don't Hold Your Breath" piece with the painted crab)
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